Video games have a relatively brief, but no less interesting, history of using blood as a character weapon. From Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, to The Binding of Isaac, to Bloodborne, to Death Stranding, and plenty more. The idea of using a person’s own life as a weapon is intriguing. Intriguing enough to make a dumb seven minute video about it.
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Doom Eternal is finally here. We are all so excited to jump right in and play this much-hyped game. But I'm here to warn you against acting too quickly. Playing Doom Eternal is great, but you should approach wisely. You are lucky I am here. Music credits Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Edm Detection Mode" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
We’re all scared of the coronavirus, even us gamers who are generally pretty okay with filth. I mean, when was the last time you actually cleaned your controllers? But I’m here to show you some ways you can protect yourself so that once we’re all allowed to go outside again we can stay inside and play video games. This video is supposed to be funny. Seriously, don't do the dumb stuff in this video. Please consult proper information at https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html for everything coronavirus related.
I’ve been playing a lot of Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice lately. Perhaps, I’ve been playing too much Hellblade. It’s been talking to me lately. Come with me on a journey as I attempt to ignore the voices me in my head that are telling me to play Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice.
As the old joke goes: What’s the difference between Hitler and jock strap? One’s a dictator, the other a dick-toter. Absolute power may corrupt absolutely, but can you get anything done in a democracy? And so we ask, would you rather be a dictator or an elected president?
With the announcement of the Mars One program, over 200,000 earthlings applied to depart this shithole planet and endure eight years of training before a seven-month, one-way, unshowered flight to colonize an unspoiled one. Four will be selected every two years. And so we ask, would you leave this life behind and everyone in it to realize your astronaut fantasy?
Hike your socks and grab your cocks, time for another IQ, the podcast that killed the radio star. Studies suggest that castrated men may live 15-20 years longer than their ballsy brethren. So today we get snippy and ask Would you endure castration to live 20 years longer? Now, these aren’t 20 bonus prime years, nor 20 enfeebled ones, but regular aging spread out over a longer time. What about you? What about you? Is another 20 years worth your plums or eggs? Let us know on Twitter. Caleb J. Ross can be found @calebjross and Gordon Highland can be found @gordonhighland. Subscribe to the podcast by clicking one of the buttons below, or simply add http://feeds.feedburner.com/ImportantQuestion to your favorite (or least favorite) Podcast app.