Category: Study (the world/the craft)

  • Prematurity Awareness day (not what you think, men)

    Prematurity Awareness day (not what you think, men)

    I try to keep this site strictly about writing-related matters, but today warrants a break from that mode. Today is Prematurity Awareness day.

    When my wife first told me it was Prematurity Awareness day, I thought she was trying to drop a non-so-subtle hint. “But honey, it’s because you’re so attractive,” I was going to say. But then she saved me by elaborating.

    Here’s what the March of Dimes site has to say:

    Prematurity has been escalating steadily and alarmingly over the past two decades. One out of eight babies is born prematurely in the United States. Preterm delivery can happen to any pregnant woman.

    My wife and I had a preterm baby in January. Born 5 weeks early, our guy had some initial troubles but has since developed into an entirely normal child. As normal as a child of my seed could be, anyway.

    So, how can I spread awareness? Other than this blog post (thank you half-dozen readers!), I can send you to a blog that I had kept during my wife’s pregnancy. Of course we didn’t know during the time of this blog that our baby was going to be premature, but I do what I can.

    Read Avocados at 3a.m.

    In a weird way, I guess this post is about writing.

  • Xword causes Yreaction when audience = b and author = a

    Xword causes Yreaction when audience = b and author = a

    Note: I’m picking on poetry here because of all forms, it is the most elusive. But my following comments could be applied to art in general.

    Maybe because I was looking for a reason to give up on what had already proven to be an unfortunate read, but this section of The Book of Lazarus frothed all the ill-will I had toward (most) poetry:

    I have seen that there is no predetermined direction to the birth of a word, that words move across the page like beams of random light moving through immense voids of wandering flares. Poems are built like jewels. (pg 434)

    Really?

    Explaining what poetry is with poetic language is cyclical and confusing. I do appreciate the meta aspect of doing this (truly, I do. See here). But defining an elusive concept with further metaphor doesn’t help to define anything. Yes, the above example is from a fiction text, so the reader should rightfully assume that the definition is more about developing a character than about providing an accurate definition of poetry. However, it seems this flowery style is exactly what demonizes poetry in the mind of the casual (possibly conservative) reader. The common conception of poetry is that it is easy and anyone can do it. There is an “all is right, nothing is wrong, so be yourself” therapeutic hippy aspect associated with poetry. Which is why I don’t count poetry as one of my favorite forms, despite my above understanding of any possible misconception or untruth; the stink is quite potent.

    I’ve reached a point in my writing study where I am tired of intangibles (and I’m not the only one). I want repeatable data. I want the art effect to be measurable. I want to know that word x would elicit reaction y when audience = b and author = a. Can art be scientifically approached? I really want to say yes; we simply haven’t the capacity to do so yet. So, in my dream of measured effect, the above description of poetry elicits one thing well: vomit.

    Xword causes Yreaction when audience = b and author = a

    The first step in a measured effect would be to assign a value to both b and a. This, I understand, is both the first step and the impossible step (impossible, as we currently understand ourselves as a species). The author does not always understand his intentions, and even more-so, does not always know his audience. In a perfect world, an author will come to a story, poem, anything with years of self-awareness along with an understanding of his audience for that specific work. Perhaps this is why most authors get better the more they write, and why most authors don’t peak until middle-age or after.

    Matchbook Lit mag has something good going. They require authors to post critical analyses of their work alongside the work itself. An artist’s statement, so-to-speak. This is important. This is likely necessary to keep writing respected in a world where anyone with an internet connection can post any drivel at any time to potentially hundreds of thousands of readers. In other words: just because someone can type and share words, does not mean he should. The artist’s statement proves that there is at least honest intent behind the writing.

    The bottom line is this: relying on interpretation makes for lazy artists. The burden of art should never be hoisted entirely upon the critic. Doing so creates a false formula, where a and/or b is missing. The more therapeutic hippy drivel out there, the less respected writing becomes. Simple.

    And for all those university professors and doctors out there, who, I know, wrestle with this dilemma daily, think about this: how much easier would it be to acquire arts funding if we were able to rationalize the dollars with measured results?

  • Reclaim The Bar!

    Reclaim The Bar!

    There still exists a romanticized version of The Bar, one whose sparse patrons restrain rich histories with liquor and silence. But by the aid of free rounds and a free ear, those histories spill. The romanticized bar is a smoky place of bonds melded by story.

    It has been my experience that more often the romantic bar mirage gives way to a sad reality, one of loud, obnoxious chatter with radio-friendly (re: conversationally-unfriendly) music pumped in to dilute any intellectual connection in favor of the visual/physical. Here, women dress as disco balls in hopes of MySpace photo ops. The real bar is a smokeless place of subverted and repressed stories.

    This isn’t a case of Norman Rockwell nostalgia; it cannot be. I am not ready to quit the dream.

    How to make a bar better, while maintaining profit (warning: to make this happen, compromises have been made):

    1. The jukebox

    Perfection: If a song has the words booty, bling, cowboy, ass (in a sexual conquest sense) or is by Nickelback, remove it from the jukebox.

    Compromise: Turn the music down a smidge. The relatively recent introduction of internet-abled jukeboxes satisfies my need for bar-perfect spots like Waits, Cave, Boxcar Saints, and Bauhaus…yes, Bauhaus. So, if the trash is quieter, then maybe the sensible among us can talk over it.

    2. More jukebox

    Perfection: free jukebox! Give out a song token with each drink purchased, thereby rewarding those who buy a lot of the bar’s product.

    Compromise: Lower the prices of the internet-abled jukebox songs. Or at least, allow each purchased song to remain in the jukebox harddrive, so that subsequent purchases are done at the standard song rate. I understand this restriction may be a song rights issue. If so, simply lowering the prices will do just fine.

    3. Books n’ such

    Perfection: Book up the place. There’s a bar in north Kansas City, Mickey’s, I think it is, that has walls filled with books. I suffered a New Year’s Eve there once, and spent the night coveting a bound collection of Camus writings that sat imprisoned behind crepe paper streamers and balloons, slowly deflating, as was I. All I wanted was to silence the crowd and free the book. I would have purchased liters of beer to do so.

    Compromise: Sell the books. Sell more than just beer and shitty food. Sell coffee. Sell cigars.

    4. Smokeable

    Perfection: Let people smoke. I’m not a smoker – aside from a cigar here and there – but I love smokers. There’s an implied social need with smokers, a personality befitting conversation. Now, I understand smoking bans have all but extinguished indoor smoking. But like with most good things, there are loopholes available. A place near me, The Keyhole, has claimed a “club” status, and charges “members” a nominal membership fee ($1 per year, or something amazing like that). Once equipped with the club designation, patrons are free to smoke away. If you don’t want to be around smoke, don’t go/work there. Simple.

    Compromise: Divide the establishment into smoking and non-smoking sections, or have smoking and non-smoking hours/days. I’d be interested to see this happen on a small scale as a test for possible wider adoption. Do the patrons/workers like/dislike the set-up? Are the shifts confusing to patrons? What is the profit difference between times of smoke and times of ban.

    Who’s with me?

  • Writer Help: RSS & Really Sexy Spreadsheet

    Writer Help: RSS & Really Sexy Spreadsheet

    Recently, I mentioned my obsession with RSS to a writer friend, and he was surprised by its capabilities. Maybe I’m too much of a salesman when it comes to nerdy tech things, but nonetheless, I piqued his interest. That got me thinking: what writer tools do I use and unintentionally keep to myself?

    Selfishly-kept secret #1: RSS.

    You’ve likely seen this icon:

    This represents a link to a specific RSS feed.

    I won’t go over what RSS is (for that, see here). Instead, how do I use it? Simply put, I use RSS to keep updated with the many, many lit sites whose perusal would otherwise clog my day. Instead of checking each individual site for new posts, I log into one feed aggregator site (I use Google Reader) and see a list of every new post from each of my RSS subscriptions (flip through the screenshots below for a list of my subscriptions – can I play taste-maker and suggest that everyone subscribe to all of them? Better yet, here’s a full .xml file of all my current subscriptions.)

    Think of RSS feeds as organized social site friend contacts, only instead of having to share a common site (MySpace, Facebook, etc) with someone, the format is universally acceptable. Even if a site doesn’t promote that it has an RSS feed, it still has one. RSS feeds are standard fare for all sites. Simply type a website into the feed aggregator and the site is automatically parsed for a feed.

    Google Reader is very intuitive. Not only can the user organize by folder, but the simple act of scrolling through a blog marks it as “read,” meaning that there is no need to click a button or follow a link to take a new post off of your to-read list. This is extremely important when you’ve been away from the internet for an extended period of time and come back to hundreds of new posts.

    Screenshots:

    If you decide to utilize an RSS reader, you should subscribe to me. I am witty and nice and I smell like sex. My feed address is: https://calebjross.com/?feed=rss2

    Selfishly-kept secret #2: my tracking spreadsheet.

    I am an unapologetic spreadsheet geek. I love ‘em. If I could organize my sleep schedule by spreadsheets, I would. So it makes sense that I would create a spreadsheet to make story submission tracking easy. I now share this spreadsheet with you. See the screenshot below for descriptions of all the bells and whistles.

    Basically, the spreadsheet keeps track of everything about a submission, from number of days out, to any query letters associated with a market. Feel free to modify this spreadsheet. If you add something amazing to it, I’d love to hear about it.

    Click here to download the template for yourself.

    I’m always on the lookout for ways to be more lazy. If you’ve got ideas, let me (and vicariously, any RSS subscribers I have, -wink-) know.

  • Fans of Sideshow Fables

    Fans of Sideshow Fables

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    When Sideshow Fables creator Paul Eckert approached a group of writers (to which Paul and I belong) about creating a magazine of circus themed tales, I said a silent thank you on the behalf of all readers. He’s got it right, I think. Going about fanbase-building and marketing in the way that independent record companies have been doing for years is a wise move when falling publisher profits has become too common a story.

    It was at last year’s AWP Conference in Chicago when I heard a panel of small press publishers (I can’t remember any of them, I apologize) where one of the editors made mention of the indie record label model. The publishing logic having always been, we will make readers fans of authors. But, said the editor, why not make readers fans of the publishers? It seems obvious. And to do that, readers have to be able to count on publishers to deliver SideshowFables1writing with a certain consistency among publications.  An example on the record label side: I know that anything Barsuk Records or ANTI Records puts out, I’ll love it. They have a fan in me. Some of the smaller book presses, like 6 Gallery Press and even larger Independents like MacAdam/Cage, have captured my money in the same way. If publishers put money toward their own brand and not the brand of the authors they represent, then how could they not come out on top? (Though, I do think putting some money toward crafting an author career is important – after all, publishers need material to support whatever reputation they are trying to cultivate).

    All this is to say that with Sideshow Fables, I know exactly what I am getting. But don’t confuse this with rehash; the individual author’s themselves will provide the fresh voices necessary to keep the rag from getting stale. The first issue alone has work from Steve Almond, Nik Korpon, Colin McKay Miller, Nicholas Merlin Karpuk, and Craig Wallwork – quite a variety of voices.

    I recommend you pick up a copy (full disclosure: I have a story in this first issue). You may like it. And if you do, you can count on liking all of the issues to come.

  • The Coming (Staying?) of Metafiction…

    The Coming (Staying?) of Metafiction…

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    Metafiction (see: “intertextual fiction”): self-referential fiction. A simple definition but one open to great possibilities. Think of the infinite mirror effect in that when two similar subjects are forced to reflect each other, self-commentary snowballs.

    For me, the pull started with Jorge Louis Borges’s story, “The Garden of Forking Paths”:

    “In all fictional works, each time a man is confronted with several alternatives, he chooses one and eliminates the others; in the fiction of the almost unfathomable Ts’ui Pen, he chooses – simultaneously – all of them. He creates, in this way, diverse futures, diverse times which themselves also proliferate and fork…No one realized that the book and the labyrinth were one and the same.”

    Wow.

    For Borges, character was secondary to plot, a tactic generally snubbed by the literateri as a convention of commercial(ized) fiction. But for Borges, the philosophical ideas were so strong that they became characters in and of themselves. The Library of Babel and The Circular Ruins (both appearing in stories of the same name) are far more interesting concepts than any character that may be dropped within them.

    A few years after I discovered Borges, I happened upon Mark Z. Danielewski’s HOUSE OF LEAVES which takes the idea of Metafiction and mashes it against illustrative elements to create both a figurative and literal labyrinth with(in) the text. See this and try not to drool:

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    Then I found Steven Halls, THE RAW SHARK TEXTS which, while obviously influenced by HOUSE OF LEAVES, succeeds as a great story in its own right.

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    I bring up Metafiction for two reasons:

    1) I think we are only beginning to see with Metafiction what will certainly become a much more popular style in the years to come. With desktop publishing at a point that anyone with a computer and a thumb can layout a book, and with other artistic mediums now being so easy to manipulate on-screen, the possibilities truly are endless to create mini-networks of self-referential “book objects.” And where there is ability, there will be a niche (then (un)fortunately a grocery store shelf) to fill.

    2) What else is out there? I’m looking more for the book that manipulates the physical features of a book (more like HOUSE OF LEAVES rather than manipulates the concept (less like Borges’s work). Post a comment, guide me.

  • Surviving Tremors: A Time of Too Many Isms?

    Surviving Tremors: A Time of Too Many Isms?

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    Everybody seems to want something to shake dust and mold from assumed stagnant foundations. Ask any independent literary webzine editor what she wants and the words “original” and “new” will inevitably nestle into the response. This original and new work may come by way of various splintered isms, for better or worse.

    Literary isms sprout often, and lately it seems that so many of them tout the same anti-mainstream agenda. From Brutalism to The Offbeat Generation to self-depreciative referents like Joseph Ridgwell’s fictional The Shambleists, angst against the establishment propagates widely. I get it, I truly do. I’m for it. But if everything is new, will there be anything left for academia to latch onto in order to generate necessary conversation regarding trends? This is a genuine question, in want of discussion.

    The role of academia is to legitimize underground isms and propagate discourse about their work in order to better understand the limitations and potential of a society. The Beats, for example, came to prominence in the 1950s and only later got their own canons and college courses. What started as a small group of kids riding a mix of angst, drugs, and pens, swelled into something widely appreciated and of understood importance. From Ism to study to understanding; this is the process.

    But what is now? Are we at a time when nothing is intriguing us enough as an underground collective to warrant the future attention of academics? Should I be worried that if every story is new, then a lack of structure won’t support such future conversation? Are we too splintered to be someday taken seriously by the larger community?

    Or am I just nearsighted and suffering the egotistical impression that my generation is experiencing something unique? During the lead up to The Beats’s mid-century prominence, were there dozens of other, similar underground trends that either died away or congealed into what we know today as The Beats?

    I’m worried that yes, we are too splintered and that yes, the coming generation lacks focus. Though I believe in a survival of the fittest mentality when it comes to contextualizing trends, I still fear that a choking ‘anti’ mentality is keeping us from searching for answers, and instead is allowing us to too easily dismiss everything.

    Also:
    What happens to the splinters once they get legitimized by academia? Do they abandon their original anti values in favor of widespread acceptance, or do they simply try to redefine what it means to be “underground?”

    If someone like Stephen King wrote a piece fitting to an underground ism’s mission, would he (and his massive audience) be accepted or would he be shunned?