I’ve been playing Spider-Man on PS4 for a solid day. It’s quite fun. And just as fun is attempting to write a review that rhymes. Fun for me, anyway. Is it fun for you to listen to, though? Probably not.
Tag: Rhyming review
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Rhyming a review of Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
Welcome to games over, the same show you’ve seen on other channels, reviewing some utter barrel bottom scum games, but I maintain a different version, a simpler concern for getting my thoughts out quick as the credits tick up, no time for deep thinking but this time I’m winking this eye because I’m trying to rhyme the entire time? Why? Just trying to find that absurd line between review channel mimicry and a gimmick we, you and me, can agree is worth a few views, a share perhaps, recommending what you’ve seen here, maybe fueled by beer, to between three and thirteen people even if you perceive me as an a-hole. Which is easy. This may be annoying. Sorry. (more…)