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  • It’s about TIME I got a fake TIME cover

    It’s about TIME I got a fake TIME cover

    It has been 10 years since a living novelist has appeared on the cover of Time (since Stephen King in 2000). So why does Jonathan Franzen get to right this wrong? Why not me? “Because you’ve never had a novel published,” you say. True. Though smell on the street is that travesty will soon to be rectified….more to come on that lovely bit of teasery a bit later.

    Until then, come on, you be the judge. I make a damn good counterpoint.

  • Peter Griffin does porn and literature

    Peter Griffin does porn and literature

    (part of my ongoing Unexpected Literary References series)

    In my continuing hunt for literary references in cartoons, I sometimes forget those that have been with me for years. I’ve long been a fan of Family Guy, and the episode “Peterotica” features some delightfully tacky parodies of contemporary classic novels used as the titles for Peter Griffin’s erotica writings. Enjoy. If you feel so inclined, watch the full episode here.

    Angela’s Asses by Peter Griffin Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
    Shaved New World by Peter Griffin Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

    Harry Potter and the Half Black Chick

    by Peter Griffin

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    by J.K Rowling

  • Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” mentioned in The Simpsons

    Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” mentioned in The Simpsons

    UPDATE: While I still keep an eye out for all literary mentions in cartoons, my main focus now is YouTube videos about video games. Check out my channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/calebjross

    (part of my ongoing Unexpected Literary References series)

    Ever since I made my first “Great Unexpected Literary References” post, I seem to have grown keen to book mentions in cartoons. And to be honestly, none has surprised me more than Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery,” a short story that I assumed was only known among the academic literary cliques. But no. Unless of course Matt Groening, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone were all at one time part of a literary clique. I wouldn’t doubt this; those guys are smart.

    Trey Parker and Matt Stone I mentioned regarding “The Lottery,” in my first “Great Unexpected Literary References” post. Today, I bring you a brief mention in Matt Groening’s “The Simpsons,” this one from an older episode called “Dog of Death.”

    The Simpsons | “Dog of Death” (the image above is a bit fuzzy. To watch the entire episode, click here)

  • Mind effed: Jose Saramago hates on wisdom nuggets, bitches

    Mind effed: Jose Saramago hates on wisdom nuggets, bitches

    Authoritarian, paralyzing, circular, occasionally elliptical stock phrases, also jocularly referred to as nuggets of wisdom, are a malignant plague, one of the very worst ever to ravage the earth. We say to the confused, Know thyself, as if knowing yourself was not the fifth and most difficult of human arithmetical operations, we say to the apathetic, Where there’s a will, there’s a way, as if the brute realities of the world did not amuse themselves each day by turning that phrase on its head, we say to the indecisive, Begin at the beginning, as if beginning were the clearly visible point of a loosely wound thread and all we had to do was to keep pulling until we reached the other end, and as if, between the former and the latter, we had held in our hands a smooth, continuous thread with no knots to untie, no snarls to untangle, a complete impossibility in the life of a skein, or indeed, if we may be permitted one more stock phrase, in the skein of life.

    -from The Cave (pg 56)

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  • The Velvet Podcast, Episode 007: INTERVIEW with Blake Butler

    Episode #007 of The Velvet Podcast is now live!

    “If I made it I might as well destroy it by eating it” – Blake Butler

    In this interview episode of The Velvet Podcast, I interview Blake Butler, author of Ever (Calamari Press), Scorch Atlas (Featherproof Books) and the forthcoming There is no Year (Harper Perennial). Blake and Caleb discuss the impact of eReaders on visual-dependent literature, the novels vs. movies fallacy, and the importance of humility in a predominantly stuffy industry.

    Please, give it a listen. Subscribe via Feedburner, Podcast Alley, or iTunes.

  • Many Clockwork Oranges

    Many Clockwork Oranges

    (part of my ongoing Unexpected Literary References series)

    I was watching an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force the other day (yes, I spend my time wisely), and for the first time I made the connection between the data-injection scene in the “Super Trivia” the infamous video scene in Stanley Kubrick’s film adaptation of Anthony Burgess’s novel A Clockwork Orange (yes, I said “for the first time” implying that I’ve seen this episode many times. Like I said, I spend my time wisely). The infamous scene portrays Alex (played by Malcolm McDowell) strapped to a chair, forced to watch morally positive images in order to cure his devilishness. This got me thinking, there has got to be more references out there, sprinkled throughout cartoon-dom. And there are. And surprisingly, the entire gamut from adult-intended cartoons to those created specifically for children, honor this disturbing scene.

    Though these references may not technically be a direct homage to the book, I’ll allow them considering that the book spawned the movie, which spawned the necessary cultural awareness to appreciate these various references. Enjoy.

    If you know of any others, please feel free to mention them in the comments below.

    First, the image from which all the following scenes are born.
    And now, the followers:
    The Simpsons | “Dog of Death” (watch a clip of this scene here)
    Duckman | “I, Duckman” (watch the entire episode here)
    Invader Zim | “Parent Teacher Night”
    Teen Titans | “Mad Mod” (the villain in this episode, Mad Mod, is voiced by Malcom McDowell, the actor who played Alex DeLarge in the film version of “A Clockwork Orange”)
    Doug | “Doug’s Nightmare on Jumbo Street” (watch the entire episode here). This reference is likely more driven by the plot of this episode rather than as a nod to “A Clockwork Orange,” but still it looks fitting.
    Recess | “First Name Ashley” (watch the entire episode here)
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force | “Super Trivia” (watch the clip here)
    Robot Chicken | opening sequence
    Phineas and Ferb | “Phineas and Ferb Get Busted”
    Homestar Runner | “A Jorb Well Done” (watch the entire episode here)
    30-Second Bunnies Theatre | “A Clockwork Orange” (watch the entire episode here)
  • Mind effed: Jose Saramago karate-chops the 4th wall and drops knowledge about lazy novelists

    Mind effed: Jose Saramago karate-chops the 4th wall and drops knowledge about lazy novelists

    The journey was uneventful, that’s what novelists in a hurry always say when they think that, in the ten minutes or ten hours they are about to eliminate, nothing has taken place that would warrant any special mention. Strictly speaking, it would be much more correct and honest to put it like this, As in all journeys whatever their duration and length, there have been a thousand incidents, words and thoughts, and for a thousand you could read ten thousand, but the narrative is dragging, so I’m allowing myself to abbreviate, using three lines to cover two hundred kilometers, bearing in mind that the four people inside the car have traveled in silence, with neither thought nor gesture, pretending that by the end of the journey they will have nothing  to relate.

    -from The Stone Raft (pg 122)

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