As the old joke goes: What’s the difference between Hitler and jock strap? One’s a dictator, the other a dick-toter. Absolute power may corrupt absolutely, but can you get anything done in a democracy? And so we ask, would you rather be a dictator or an elected president?
With the announcement of the Mars One program, over 200,000 earthlings applied to depart this shithole planet and endure eight years of training before a seven-month, one-way, unshowered flight to colonize an unspoiled one. Four will be selected every two years. And so we ask, would you leave this life behind and everyone in it to realize your astronaut fantasy?
The greatest thing about childhood is of course the lack of shame when gobbling down copious amounts of candy. We even have Halloween, a day dedicated to begging strangers for the sweet vibrantly colored starter-heroine. And even better is being a baby with candy. Because we all know that taking candy from a baby is easy and wrong. Or is it? On this episode of Important Question? we ponder to what degree would our taffy-like ethics have to be stretched before we take candy from a baby. What about you? Is a crying baby or an angry parent worth a lollipop? If so, what flavor of lollipop? Let us know on Twitter. Caleb J. Ross can be found @calebjross and Gordon Highland can be found @gordonhighland. Subscribe to the podcast by clicking one of the buttons below, or simply add http://feeds.feedburner.com/ImportantQuestion to your favorite (or least favorite) Podcast app.
Hike your socks and grab your cocks, time for another IQ, the podcast that killed the radio star. Studies suggest that castrated men may live 15-20 years longer than their ballsy brethren. So today we get snippy and ask Would you endure castration to live 20 years longer? Now, these aren’t 20 bonus prime years, nor 20 enfeebled ones, but regular aging spread out over a longer time. What about you? What about you? Is another 20 years worth your plums or eggs? Let us know on Twitter. Caleb J. Ross can be found @calebjross and Gordon Highland can be found @gordonhighland. Subscribe to the podcast by clicking one of the buttons below, or simply add http://feeds.feedburner.com/ImportantQuestion to your favorite (or least favorite) Podcast app.
Have you ever wanted to know about the most popular bridges from which to commit suicide? Watch this video.