Tag: CHARACTERED PIECES

  • The ocean calls my name (not an emo post, I swear)

    The ocean calls my name (not an emo post, I swear)

    This afternoon, on vacation, sitting at the beach with a cigar in one hand and a notepad in the other, getting a head-start on inscriptions for Charactered Pieces preorders, I was struck with a sense of a realized dream, a dream I didn’t really know I had until that moment. I write fiction for fun. One day, I’d like to make some money doing so. But until then, taking time at the beach to scribble a few words to people who are wanting to read my book…that’s a damn fine dream to have.

    I’ve filled this blog (along with my Facebook account, MySpace page, and Twitter feed) with consistent salesy talk for the past few days (though historically I have always taken pride in offering a mix of the personal and the largely-pertinent). So for this post, I simply want to take a moment to thank those who have made me feel like a rock star for the past few hours. Writers, in general, don’t get much adoration, and what they do get, trickles. I embrace the few, don’t get me wrong, but we all have hopes, even subdued hopes, of becoming a household name by means of our passions. I realized today, that wide recognition could be cool, but niche recognition definitely is cool.

    Thanks all.

    I leave you with a message from nature: we are meant to enjoy cigars at the beach. How else do you explain ashtray-shaped shells and sand that can be easily scooped to shield the lit tip from the wind?

  • More news on the Charactered Pieces preorder

    First, and you’ll get tired of me saying this, thank you to all who have preordered Charactered Pieces.

    As mentioned in the previous post, some of you may have been refunded by PayPal. Big whoops on that. I received a list of all the people whose orders were NOT affected by the pre-order fiasco. I sent an email or PM to all of those beautiful people letting them know that they were not affected at all by the mix up and that their orders will ship as originaly promised. So, everyone who ordered should have either received a PayPay refund or an email from me.

    If you received a refund, please re-order using the button at the following link (it is the same page as before, but the button has been updated).

    http://www.outsiderwriters.org/publications/caleb-j-rosss-charactered-pieces

    So, in summary, all is as it was before. Preorders will still contain all the goodies as promised on the order page (maybe more, considering the craziness).

  • CHARACTERED PIECES REFUNDS!?!

    Everyone who preordered Charactered Pieces:

    You likely received a refund notice from PayPal. There was a problem with the ordering system, which is being addressed.

    Please know that Charactered Pieces is still going as promised. Please, though, if your money was refunded by PayPal, re-purchase using the button below. I know this is a hassle. Such is the life of a small operation.


  • CHARACTERED PIECES preorder open!

    CHARACTERED PIECES preorder open!

    A few of you know how unbelievably happy I am to say this. The rest of you will likely get tired of me saying this: my story chapbook is now officially available for preorder! Books will ship around November 16th.

    All preorders will receive a copy of the book, along with the following:

    • A (very) personal inscription. Note the specific name you would like the inscription made out to in the PayPal comments area. Also, note my use of the word “very;” I warn you: you may be disturbed by what I write. If you would rather a flat-signed, or “clean” copy, note that in the PayPal comments area as well.
    • A picture of me signing the book (so there are no Antiques Roadshow conflicts 90 years from now)
    • As part of the made up LUNGS FOR READERS program, each preorder will smell of delicious ACID cigars. Trust me, even if you don’t like cigars, you’d love the smell of ACIDs. Imagine if cinnamon and Italian food had a veal baby*. Think of this, too: OW Press is mailing these out in the middle of Winter (where I am, anyway), meaning that I have to sit outside, freezing, to bring you the smell of these cigars. My pain, your gain.
    • Whatever other fun stuff I can find to cram between the book’s pages

    That’s all the bulleted aspects above and 63 pages of some quite fantastic writing. How much? you ask. $7. Seriously, OW Press and I don’t make any profit on this (unless hundreds of copies find their way into the world). You are buying love. Money goes back into making more books.

    PREORDER HERE, at the OW Press Charactered Pieces page.

    For more general information on Charactered Pieces, take a look at my info page, here.

    Preorder now. I only get to touch the books once, so I can’t personally inscribe after the initial round of inscriptions. Unless we meet awkwardly in public somewhere. Hint: I’m the guy in the trench-coat…

    Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my RSS Feed. I don’t only whore myself, as you’ve seen here. Check my archives; I post interesting stuff too.

    *Drew Estates (the makers of ACID cigars) don’t endorse me in any way. They goddamn can if they want to, though. This is an official offer: I will become (continue to be?) a Drew Estates whore if I get some free cigars.


  • CHARACTERED PIECES, given the Bosworth treatment

    CHARACTERED PIECES, given the Bosworth treatment

    Mel Bosworth, skullcap connoisseur and Pushcart nominee, has a burgeoning series of youtube videos in which he reads stories by other writers. The short videos (usually less than a minute or so) work well to break down a dull day. And if you are too busy to watch, you can at least listen – Mel’s got a great reading voice.

    His latest, him reading the opening section of CHARACTERED PIECES. I’m thrilled and honored.

    One of my first intros to Mel’s work was via Folded Word’s single story “mini-mags.” The story: Leave Me as I Lessen. The reaction: floored. I meant to post about this great story before, but my goddamn life got in the way. So, I say, read it now, here. It is only downloadable for free until December 15.

  • CHARACTERED PIECES has a face

    CHARACTERED PIECES has a face

    I’m proud. Click an image to enlarge.

  • CHARACTERED PIECES is coming!

    CHARACTERED PIECES is coming!

    Coming soon(ish): CHARACTERED PIECES by Caleb J Ross. Neat!

    I’ve done a lot of work for Outsider Writers Collective over the past year, so I can vouch for all of the energy that goes into their chapbooks. Well, into their first chapbook, anyway (CHARACTERED PIECES is only the second OW Press book). I did some editing and the cover design for the first book, ANTISOCIAL by David Blaine. Now, it’s my name on the cover.

    A chapbook, for all who may not know, is the e.p album of the writing world, acting as a taste medium of things to come. CHARACTERED PIECES will consist of eight stories, four of which have been previously published (in print journals, so not many people have read them).

    More than most things in my life, I am damn proud of this collection.

    The print-run will be small (likely, beginning with 100 copies). I beg you to buy a copy, not only to satiate my ego, but to help ensure OW Press is able to produce more chapbooks. OW Press operates on a zero profit model for the time being, putting all book sales monies back into the press. I state this to assure you that nobody at OW Press lights twenty-dollar Davidoffs with your money.

    More to come, including pre-order information, the final cover design, and probably a few giveaways. If you haven’t yet subscribed via RSS or signed up for my newsletter, now is a great time to do so. I’m not exactly sure what is to come, but I know it will be great.

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