Someone hates me. Who is responsible for #FCJR ?

I recently learned of a book called FCJR which seems to be an expose of sorts. While I don’t know for sure what FCJR stands for (Finally, Cancer Just Rebelled, Faulty Car Jams Roadway, Flatus Causes Jocular Resentment), I can only assume it’s something bad. Based on the reviews of this book, I’m starting to think that I’m a pretty shitty guy.

The book, written by someone who calls himself Anonymous (I think it’s Greek) was brought to my attention recently during an episode of Booked Podcast. Starting with minute 47:30, episode 99, you can hear the hosts, Robb Olson and Livius Nedin, describe the book as an expose that elicits some pretty hostile reactions.

I haven’t yet read the book. I’m not sure I want to.

But, for no logical reason, I’m including a bunch of links below to help you find out more about it.

• Booked Episode 99, minute 47:30
• The FCalebJRoss YouTube channel

The likely culprits have been narrowed down to those people pictured below. I’m still investigating, so if you are one of the people pictured below, you can expect a call from Jack Daniels’ legal team. Prepare to be subpoenaed with roses and fresh cookies.