Category: Marketing & Promotion

Stranger Will is officially available for pre-order. What does that mean to you? Lots.

1. You know that tingly, nether-region feeling you get when you’ve got amazing leftovers in your refrigerator ready for the next day’s lunch? You can have that feeling now with just a few mouse clicks.
2. Feel like the hipster component of the upcoming Stranger Will Tour for Strange, like when you know the opening band’s catalog and will take every opportunity to tell fellow concert-goers how much better they are than the main band. In this convoluted comparison, the main band equates my inevitable super fame, and the opening band equates my current z-lister status.
3. Your bookshelf will also get that item #1 feeling.
4. Ef you Christmas in December! Try Christmas in March.
5. Perhaps most important of all: Pre-orders will be personally inscribed. I try to make pre-orders special with all of my books (see video below, created to document the extra special Make Books Smell Like a Bar Bathroom promotion). With Stranger Will, I have some special things in mind, but I’ll keep them secret for now. Don’t worry though, Stranger Will probably won’t reek of smoke.

Preorder Stranger Will here, in either hardback or paperback versions.

About Stranger Will:

William Lowson has less than two months until fatherhood – a state he abhors, existing in this world governed by the limit of a human lifespan. To birth is to ultimately kill. His admittedly pessimistic view comes as a result of his work as a Human Remains Removal Specialist – professionally cleaning the stains left from dead bodies.

As his fiancée nears term William becomes increasingly desperate for a solution to, what he calls, “this fault of human ego.” His friend and mentor, Mrs. Rose, an elementary school principal, nurtures and sympathizes with his cynicism, blaming his dilemma on an imperfect world. But she has a plan around this impediment: a group of strangers-a devout collection of kindred minds who have dedicated their lives to cultivating a unique idea of perfection, and she wants William to join.

But once he is in can he get out?

In this novel of impending fatherhood, an idealistic teacher recruits a pliant protégé to join her group of Strangers – a devout collection of kindred minds who have dedicated their lives to cultivating a unique idea of perfection.

But joining is easier than leaving.

Preorder Stranger Will here, in either hardback or paperback versions.