Author: Caleb J. Ross

  • One for the good guys…right? Lauren Conrad reads Clevenger

    One for the good guys…right? Lauren Conrad reads Clevenger

    Lauren Conrad, of The Hills fame, is reading Craig Clevenger’s The Contortionist’s Handbook. Let me repeat…no, just read that sentence again; this is text, not audio, you lazy bastard.

    What does this mean to those of us who have long been in the know about Clevenger’s amazing writing? The optimist in me says, “great, maybe good literature will catch on to the reality TV addicted masses.” The pessimist in me, one admittedly self-interested, says, “there goes my dirty little hipster secret.”

    This forces the question: are some books considered good, simply because they aren’t so widely accepted? Think of the hipster elitist who will parade his love of fifteen obscure films before admitting his having read even one best-seller. The logic is always that the blockbuster shit is crap.

    For the most part, I would agree (Cormac McCarthy’s The Road is one recent best-seller that I would defend to the grave). Best-sellers often cater to the lowest common denominator, ensuring commercial success, but by intention never willing to alienate a reader, re: never willing to say anything truly important. This isn’t the hipster in me talking; this is the commercial model, tried and true.

    So, when something like this happens, where a celebrity endorsement pushes a book that by no means caters to the lowest common denominator, what happens? Is this how paradigm shifts start? After Oprah’s promotion of The Road, has the audience for intelligent post-apocalyptic books increased? Or, will future post-apocalyptic books simply be dumbed down, giving the new audience what they want, but not willing to push the genre even further?

    For now, this once, I think I have to give a reality star my blessing.

  • A preview of AS A MACHINE AND PARTS at Lobster Cult

    A preview of AS A MACHINE AND PARTS at Lobster Cult

    A couple fellow Cutlies (www.chuckpalahniuk.net members are called Culties, the site is called The Cult; I’m not at risk of drinking tainted Kool-Aid, I promise) very recently started a new online lit mag site called Lobster Cult. It’s too early to tell what sort of material will become their foundation, but if my personal knowledge of these guys, Phil Jourdan and Jack Joslin, is an indicator, stories will be transgressive, brutal, dark, with bits of humor tossed in.

    The “bits of humor” part is where I come in, I think (I hope). Lobster Cult is kind enough to host the first two chapters from my as-yet-unpublished novella AS A MACHINE AND PARTS. This novella marks the deepest I’ve stepped into the illustrative metafiction world, in which I use the physical structure of the text as a way to tell the story. Take a peek at the first two chapters for a taste (the layout gets even crazier as the story progresses).

  • Caleb’s SNIPPETS OF TOMORROW (01/26/10)

    Caleb’s SNIPPETS OF TOMORROW (01/26/10)

    @ What to Wear During an Orange Alert, my story “Sarah Palin, 12 Strikes for Workers” is on the Watch List. You should read, too (Note: I know, taking a shot at Sarah Palin is easy…maybe that’s why I did it.)

    @ Deckfight Mel Bosworth names Charactered Pieces as one of the five best things he’s read recently. I share the list with Ben Tanzer, not bad company at all.

    @ Goodreads and Amazon the positive reviews of Charactered Pieces keep coming in.

    @ Full of Crow Charactered Pieces gets a great few words of praise. It’s almost like I have valid words to contribute to this world.

    @ Write Club News, Mlaz hooks Write Club up with a news blog to show off the successes of Write Club members. It’s a very cool way to group all of us together. Thank, Marky!

  • Blog Orgy Tour: a hangover post with Monkeywright

    Blog Orgy Tour: a hangover post with Monkeywright

    Though the official Blog Orgy Tour has sadly passed, I’m still shaking off the effects. Today, I introduce the hangover post, a guest post that could have been part of the Blog Orgy Tour if only I weren’t so busy with groupies and drugs (truth: books and dominoes).

    Today, at Michael Paul Gonzalez’s blog, I talk a bit about the true purpose of a blog. My post acts as a ribbon-cutting ceremony of sorts, as this is the first post in Michael’s revamped blog. I’m honored.

    And if you still want, all of the past Blog Orgy Tour posts are still available, here.

  • Yeah, I wrote a vampire story…I’d be embarrassed if it wasn’t so good.

    Yeah, I wrote a vampire story…I’d be embarrassed if it wasn’t so good.

    Disclaimer: I’ve never read/seen any part of the Twilight franchise. The last vampire movie I saw was The Lost Boys. I’m not a fan of the vampire genre and probably never will be. So, why the hell did I write a vampire story for the new Eternal Night: a Vampire Anthology? Two reasons: 1) the concept of the anthology is to combat traditional vampire cliches, and 2) I was asked to by a friend to contribute, and it seemed like a fun challenge. To my surprise, my story “Born Again Michael,” is probably one of the better things I have ever written (at least from what I remember of the story; I wrote in in the middle of 2009).

    I cannot downplay the level of talent included here: Axel Taiari, Chris Deal, Tony Schaab, Kelly M. Hudson, Simon West-Bulford, Jessy Marie Roberts, Christopher Dwyer, Anthony Giangregorio, Richard Thomas, Spencer Wendleton, Edward J. Rathke, David H. Donaghe, Caleb Ross, Nik Korpon, Rob X Roman, and G.R. Mosca. I’m very familiar with about half of these contributing authors, and based only on those names, this book is already well worth the buy.

    I can’t want to receive my contributor’s copy so I can find out if my story is as good as I remember.

    Check it out at Amazon or read more about it and Living Dead Press.

  • Add my book at GoodReads, and get it for $5

    Add my book at GoodReads, and get it for $5

    Simple. Just add my book, Charactered Pieces, to your “to read” list over at GoodReads.com and I’ll send you a super secret crazy spy-esque link to get a signed copy straight from me for only $5 (unsigned, ego-free copies available, too; just tell me which you want). The regular price of this collection is $7. That’s a…don’t tell me…$2 savings. The link will come via a Friend Request. You don’t even have to accept the request. How’s that for noncommittal?

    $5 for a damn good collection of stories. It’s not a Subway footlong, but it probably won’t give you diarrhea.

  • 3AM Magazine is my bitch (I love you, 3AM).

    3AM Magazine is my bitch (I love you, 3AM).

    EDIT: Instead of new posts each day, I figure I’ll just keep a running list here of the Buzzwords posts:


    For this entire week, the crazies over at 3AM’s Buzzwords blog have given me carte blanche reign of the page, where I have promised not to make a fool of myself or 3AM. But I’ve been drinking. Things could get sexy.

    This extended stay caps my lengthy and beautiful Blog Orgy Tour in support of my fiction collection, Charactered Pieces. I’m sure many of you have grown tired of seeing so many posts about this damn tour, and for that intrusion, I apologize. But I assure you, the content of each post was justified, if only as a means of getting people to visit the amazing sites who were kind enough to host me.

    I want to thank every one of the following admins and friends who sacrificed a small portion of their page space (and possibly their reputation) for a few words from little ol’ me. The experience has been beyond phenomenal.

    Pela Via
    Mel Bosworth
    Nik Korpon
    Justin Holt
    Dan at Emerging Writers Network
    Jason at What to Wear During an Orange Alert
    Simon West-Bulford
    xTx
    Richard Thomas
    Chris Deal
    Colin McKay Miller
    Nicholas Merlin Karpuk
    Paquita and everyone else at Troubadour 21
    Anthony at Bukowski’s Basement
    Chris and Axel at Rotten Leaves
    Craig Wallwork
    Jason Kane
    Gordon Highland
    JK at Lit Drift
    Josh at Deckfight
    Alan and all the other suckers at 3AM Magazine

    I’m sad to see the tour come to and end. When my next book comes around, you can bet I’ll be having another tour, and you’ll be equally as annoyed by my persistent announces of such.

    And don’t forget, the reason this whole thing is going on, to buy a copy of Charactered Pieces. It’s getting fantastic reviews from all over. It’s worth your time and your measly $7, I promise. Plus, don’t forget that you get a free lit mag back issue through January 16th with every order.