Caleb J. Ross, author of novels and surfer of internets

This Day In (Made) History

August 20, 2010

Today is my birthday. I'm not much of a celebrator of this, or any, traditionally celebrated day. I'm not a scrooge, a prude, or a buzkill. I'm just lazy. But my dis-affection hasn't stopped others from wishing me all the best on this day. From family, to Facebook, to forums, virtual and physical friends alike have been fantastic. Below is an especially warming well-wish: This day in history (courtesy of Mr. Nic Young) 1775 The Spanish establish a presidio (fort) in the town that became Tucson, Arizona. 1833 Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President of the United States, is born (d. 1901) 1858 Charles Darwin first publishes his theory of evolution in The Journal of the Proceedings of the Linnean Society of London, alongside Alfred Russel Wallace's same theory. 1890 H. P. Lovecraft, American writer, is born. (d. 1937) 1907 Alan Reed, original voice of Fred Flintstone, is born. (d. 1977) 1920…

Coming late 2011: I Didn’t Mean to Be Kevin (the book, not the apology)

August 16, 2010

It's official. Negotiations have been negotiated. Signatures have been signed. Bells have been sleighed. I Didn't Mean to Be Kevin will be published in late 2011 by Black Coffee Press. I'll keep this announcement short and tidy; there is plenty of time for me to drone on about how proud I am of this book. For now, just make sure your nutting pants are clean. Perhaps not coincidentally, I do drink my coffee black. Black Coffee Press has a quite a list of books lined up for 2011-12. Some I am especially looking forward to are: A Shiny, Unused Heart by J.A. Tyler (2011) This guy is everywhere. J.A. Tyler is one of those names that materializes on every lit site, from the smallish to the giantish. Sometimes I theorize these appearances are simply to make me feel inadequate. Well done, sir. Code for Failure by Ryan W. Bradley (2012)…

It’s about TIME I got a fake TIME cover

August 12, 2010

It has been 10 years since a living novelist has appeared on the cover of Time (since Stephen King in 2000). So why does Jonathan Franzen get to right this wrong? Why not me? "Because you've never had a novel published," you say. True. Though smell on the street is that travesty will soon to be rectified....more to come on that lovely bit of teasery a bit later. Until then, come on, you be the judge. I make a damn good counterpoint.

Peter Griffin does porn and literature

August 11, 2010

(part of my ongoing Unexpected Literary References series) In my continuing hunt for literary references in cartoons, I sometimes forget those that have been with me for years. I've long been a fan of Family Guy, and the episode "Peterotica" features some delightfully tacky parodies of contemporary classic novels used as the titles for Peter Griffin's erotica writings. Enjoy. If you feel so inclined, watch the full episode here. Angela's Asses by Peter Griffin Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt Shaved New World by Peter Griffin Brave New World by Aldous Huxley Harry Potter and the Half Black Chick by Peter Griffin Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K Rowling

Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” mentioned in The Simpsons

August 8, 2010

(part of my ongoing Unexpected Literary References series) Ever since I made my first "Great Unexpected Literary References" post, I seem to have grown keen to book mentions in cartoons. And to be honestly, none has surprised me more than Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery," a short story that I assumed was only known among the academic literary cliques. But no. Unless of course Matt Groening, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone were all at one time part of a literary clique. I wouldn't doubt this; those guys are smart. Trey Parker and Matt Stone I mentioned regarding "The Lottery," in my first "Great Unexpected Literary References" post. Today, I bring you a brief mention in Matt Groening's "The Simpsons," this one from an older episode called "Dog of Death." The Simpsons | "Dog of Death" (the image above is a bit fuzzy. To watch the entire episode, click here)

Mind effed: Jose Saramago hates on wisdom nuggets, bitches

August 5, 2010

Authoritarian, paralyzing, circular, occasionally elliptical stock phrases, also jocularly referred to as nuggets of wisdom, are a malignant plague, one of the very worst ever to ravage the earth. We say to the confused, Know thyself, as if knowing yourself was not the fifth and most difficult of human arithmetical operations, we say to the apathetic, Where there’s a will, there’s a way, as if the brute realities of the world did not amuse themselves each day by turning that phrase on its head, we say to the indecisive, Begin at the beginning, as if beginning were the clearly visible point of a loosely wound thread and all we had to do was to keep pulling until we reached the other end, and as if, between the former and the latter, we had held in our hands a smooth, continuous thread with no knots to untie, no snarls to untangle, a complete impossibility in the life of a skein, or indeed, if we may be permitted one more stock phrase, in the skein of life.

-from The Cave (pg 56)

The Velvet Podcast, Episode 007: INTERVIEW with Blake Butler

August 2, 2010

Episode #007 of The Velvet Podcast is now live! "If I made it I might as well destroy it by eating it" - Blake Butler In this interview episode of The Velvet Podcast, I interview Blake Butler, author of Ever (Calamari Press), Scorch Atlas (Featherproof Books) and the forthcoming There is no Year (Harper Perennial). Blake and Caleb discuss the impact of eReaders on visual-dependent literature, the novels vs. movies fallacy, and the importance of humility in a predominantly stuffy industry. Please, give it a listen. Subscribe via Feedburner, Podcast Alley, or iTunes.