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  • Does every reader also want to write? (Video Blog ep 045)

    Does every reader also want to write? (Video Blog ep 045)

    I have three questions for you?

    1. Do people read without an ulterior motive anymore?
    2. What is so alluring about writing?
    3. Are you a reader, sans the writer motivation, willing to Skype about it?

    NaNoWriMo this year has made me realize just how rare the reader is becoming. It seems every reader out there also wants to be a writer. As a writer, this of course concerns me. What happens if the only market for a product is also the creator of the product?

    Watch the video below as I ask and explore these questions. Be sure to SUBSCRIBE to my YouTube Channel to keep updated on all videos. I release about two videos per week.

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  • D.J Qualls as a morally confused human stain cleaner in the movie adaptation of Stranger Will?

    D.J Qualls as a morally confused human stain cleaner in the movie adaptation of Stranger Will?

    Am I the Next Big Thing? Up-front honesty: no, I’m not the Next Big Thing. However, I have been asked by Richard Thomas to be a part of this blog Q&A thing called The Next Big Thing. I’d explain what The Next Big Thing blog Q&A is, but really, little explanation is needed. I was asked the following questions, and in turn, I will ask the following questions of a new group of writers (listed below the responses). On to the self-indulgence.

    1. What is the working title of your next book? Technically, it’s Stranger Will, due out January 16th 2013, but that’s a re-release of a novel. As for unpublished work, I’m working on two: The Synapse and The Bettors; I promise neither title will stay, as they both follow an unfulfilled [definite article] [vague noun] pattern that should probably be reserved only for terrible magazine rack thrillers.
    2. Where did the idea come from for the book? Stranger Will is a composite of two dissimilar ideas which I’ve forced to exist in the same world: 1) a man who cleans up the remains left from dead bodies (I read a short newspaper article about this occupation years ago, which sparked my interest), and 2) messenger pigeons being shot down before they could deliver their messages. This literal interrupting of a communication was very interesting to me.
    3. What genre does your book fall under? It’s been called horror. I’d agree with that. Psychological, if so. It’s also a definite noir story in the true sense of the term, meaning morally ambiguous character ends no better off than when he started.
    4. What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition? Mrs. Rose, the villain, a grade school principal with evil intentions, would be Gloria Stuart if she were still alive. So, probably Margo Martindale. The protagonist, a run-down human stain cleaner, William Lowson, I’d see a skinny thirty something. Maybe if D.J Qualls wanted to turn dark, he’d be good for it.
    5. What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book? In this novel of impending fatherhood, an idealistic teacher recruits a pliant protégé to join her group of Strangers – a devout collection of kindred minds who have dedicated their lives to cultivating a unique idea of perfection; but joining is easier than leaving.
    6. Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency? Neither. It’s being published by Perfect Edge Books (based out of the UK) with no agent representation.
    7. How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript? One year.
    8. What other books would you compare this story to within your genre? Maybe, Camus’ The Stranger (not just in title).
    9. Who or what inspired you to write this book? A newspaper article written about a person who professionally cleans the remains of dead bodies. Occupations have always been rich impetuses for characters.
    10. What else about the book might pique the reader’s interest? This re-released version has been expanded with additional content including an interview, essays, and more. Also, it’s been called Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for a new generation.

    I’ve nominated (and more importantly, they’ve agreed to participate) the following writers.

  • Product Placement in Books? (Video Blog ep 044)

    Product Placement in Books? (Video Blog ep 044)

    No matter the reality, books feel to most of us like the last bastion of commercially untouched culture available to us. We see product placements in every TV show and movie, and ads occupying every inch of livable off-screen space, but books seem to be pretty much ignored by advertisers. Why is this? I’ve been hired by Caleb J. Ross Enterprises to explore this question. Oh, and for all of your enterprising needs, call on Caleb J. Ross Enterprises: “Enterprising Since Even Before Star Trek.”

    Mentioned in the video:

    Unexpected Literary References blog category: https://calebjross.com/category/lit-references/

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  • Tips for Writing a Telephone Conversation (Video Blog ep 043)

    Tips for Writing a Telephone Conversation (Video Blog ep 043)

    Phone conversations rarely work in stories. Why is that? The most common reason I’ve discovered is that it’s simply too easy; a reader is smart enough to know that the author is generally taking the easy way out of a weak plot. But, if you must include a phone call in a story, there are some basic things to keep in mind.

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  • Easily Perverted Book Covers #3 (Video Blog ep 042)

    Easily Perverted Book Covers #3 (Video Blog ep 042)

    It’s a gift, to see perversion in the uncorrupted. I bring you episode #3 in my Easily Perverted Book Covers series, wherein I manipulate existing book covers to my mind’s disturbed whims.

    Watch me as I contort Stiff by Mary Roach, Commonwealth by Joey Goebel, Mop Men by Alan Emmins, and The Girl in the Flammable Skirt by Aimee Bender.

    Fair warning: impending hilarity.

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  • Cloud Atlas Video Book Review (Video Blog ep 041)

    Cloud Atlas Video Book Review (Video Blog ep 041)

    Cloud Atlas is heavy on concept and light on satisfaction. I appreciate the lengths David Mitchell went to play with story structure in a way that’s rarely been done, but in the end, the artifice came off, well, artificial.

    Maybe just watch the movie starring Tom Hanks and Halle Berry. I haven’t seen it, so I can’t compare the two story forms. But, it will save you quite a bit of time to just go the movie route.

    Video Review of Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell
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  • The DaVinci Code – Is it possible for a literary guy to like this book? (Video Blog ep 040)

    The DaVinci Code – Is it possible for a literary guy to like this book? (Video Blog ep 040)

    As a long-time naysayer regarding the merits—specifically literary—of The DaVinci Code, I felt it was time to come clean about my aesthetic appreciation of the book. The fact remains that The DaVinci Code is, in terms of writing as an art, a piece of poo. But in terms of storytelling and entertainment, it’s as good as anything else out there.

    Watch now as “Mark” reveals his appreciation for the The DaVinci Code.

    The DaVinci Code Video Book Review Spoof
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