They call me “Hipster Casanova.” Well, maybe not everyone, but Claire Wilkinson does.

In celebration of the release of his novel My Pet Serial Killer, Michael J Seidlinger is stopping by to transform me into a fictional serial killer, one of My Pet Serial Killer main character Claire Wilkinson’s ex-boyfriends? I’m…honored?

Alias/Known As: “Hipster Casanova”

Real name: Caleb Ross

Number of victims: 29

Description:

• Met victims at literature readings and art gallery events.
• Spoke with a clear and alluring accent said to be very charming by those that turned down his offers.
• Used self-deprecating, laid back conversation to let victim’s guard down.
• Often used the opening line, “Do I have something stuck between my teeth?” to start a conversation.
• Courted victim for approximately a week while waiting for inspiration to mount.
• Upon finding inspiration, approached victim with proposal to be a part of latest work of art.
• Used bladed weapons, nails, and other items to puncture, carve, and write into victim’s skin.
• After body was carved into with words and floral designs, made cast molds of the victim’s body to be later hardened into saleable pewter sculptures.

Be Mine

“I’m saying, ‘You can’t just covet that body. Take the surgical knife and carve!’

He’s coming up for air and saying, ‘She tastes like strawberries!’

And I’m shaking my head wanting to move things forward.

‘You’ve gotten your taste now what are we going to do?’

He’s sighing a loud sigh and I’m hearing it, raspy and apprehensive.

I’m asking him, ‘Hey, what’s wrong with you?’
He’s not telling me.

Enough is enough. I can’t have him acting up like this.

‘What does a pet do, hmm?’”

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